Are you a Turtle?

If you can correctly answer four simple riddles, you qualify for membership in the International Association of Turtles.

To request the riddles, send an e-mail to:
Once I receive your request, I'll foward the riddles and instructions to you.

To receive your membership card mail a $1.00 (US) donation and an S.A.S.E. to:

International Association of Turtles
Attn: JD Weiss
3312 South Mccarran Blvd. #122
Reno, Nv. 89502

Please allow a very long time for delivery. I am an over the road truck driver and only get my mail once in a while. More like once every 4 to 6 months.

All proceeds will be donated to charity.

I've been a Turtle since 1962 and I would like to post the history of the Turtles here, but I just can't remember it. If anyone knows the history, please let me know via e-mail to so it can be posted here. Please check the snail mail address as it has been changed.

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Posted 17 Sept. 97 Last modified Friday, 28 Dec 2001@ 1405 PDT

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