Are you a Turtle?
If you can correctly answer four simple riddles, you qualify for membership in the International Association of Turtles.
To request the riddles, send an e-mail to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Once I receive your request, I'll foward the riddles and instructions to you.
To receive your membership card mail a $1.00 (US) donation and an S.A.S.E. to:
International Association of Turtles
Attn: JD Weiss
3312 South Mccarran Blvd. #122
Reno, Nv. 89502
Please allow a very long time for delivery. I am an over the road truck driver and only
get my mail once in a while. More like once every 4 to 6 months.
All proceeds will be donated to charity.
I've been a Turtle since 1962 and I would like to post the history of the Turtles here,
but I just can't remember it. If anyone knows the history, please let me know via e-mail to
email@example.com so it can be posted here. Please
check the snail mail address as it has been changed.
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